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Jan. 24th, 2007

Emo Axl

Fucking people stealing my name

Ok, so some bitch on Full Tilt poker has apparently stolen my fucking name. Little piss-ant wants to pretend he's me. Anyone who is part of Full Tilt, this is not me and will you please tell that fucker to register a different fucking name. Name stealing is NOT COOL!

On the off chance that his name really is Spencer Mato, or that he's never ever seen this journal, I can forgive, but if that little fucker is reading this, get fucking bent!

In the good news: I'm in UMD and I've never felt better. Now if only 94 people get booted or leave campus, I'll get housing. So people on campus, encourage people to leave so I can join you and effectively take over the world, MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And in weirdness: I've developed a Slash fetish(the guitarist, although I do like GNR fanfic(say what you want, likely mansex is hot!)), which is kinda strange to me because he has a kinda goofy face when he pulls his hair back. I think it came from a comment on Slash's bed being caramel heaven(we were at Friendly's) and now I'd totally hit it.

Whatever. If you just read all that, I apologize.

Jan. 20th, 2007

Emo Axl

My Infection Tattoo

A cut so ya'll don't bitchCollapse )

Nov. 18th, 2006

Emo Axl

Still here.

I'm alive, promise.

-I'm busy with college (Which has an art class that I'm involved in that requires copious amounts of sewing/turning me into a gramma) and shit.

-I have a new boyfriend who looks like River Phoenix and says I'm better looking than Angelina Jolie (As if).

-I have begun smoking more than I ever intended. Marlboro Reds, the cowboy killers. Yes, I chain smoke them and yes I love the way they taste.

-I'm contemplating becoming a piercer.

-I will be getting a tattoo soon, and it'll be way cooler than anything that you could ever get. :P

-I missed the GNR concert and I fucking hate myself for it. Damn ticket master and Damn fucking ticket prices.

-I'm waiting on Chinese Democracy. It is supposed to come out by the end of this year. I believe Axl, but if he fails I will never defend his psycho ass again. The single, supposedly, is coming out tomorrow and will be "Better", which was one of the leaks and totally kicked ass. It is being used in a Harley Davidson commercial that will be aired tomorrow during Nascar. Check it out here.

-I miss Stan and Rice.

-Slash is my guitar hero, and I still believe that he is Axl's better half(gay or just best friends). They will reconcile, even if it's when Axl/Slash is on his death bed. Preferably before I die so I can see them play together.

-Fuck Lars Ulrich.

-Paul Stanley is gay, for reals. His stage banter is also some of the cheesiest and lamest I've ever heard. But I heard he likes to "Live to Win", so whatever.

-I love gin, cause it tastes like chris'mas.

Ok, yeah, thats it I think. No really crazy stories to write about. I don't have enough time to be a juvenile delinquent with all this school shit.

Aug. 20th, 2006

Emo Axl

Sometimes I wonder . . .

Should you cook breakfast for a man the morning after he rapes you?

Do niggers have X-Ray vision, or are they demons?

Is cocaine good for you?

How long can cum stay fresh and good for eating?

Would Eminem let me see his bare ass cheeks?

Where can I meet fairies?

and so many other questions go unanswered.

Weekend web: AOL logs ia so fucking hilarious I could die.

Oh, and I'm alive, hello!

Jul. 7th, 2006

Emo Axl

November Rain is about Axl being gay for Slash

My internet has been down all day, and Metal Sludge has been suspended(WTF?! I bet Sebitchian Bach has something to do with this. Cocksucker.) So I've has some spare time. Here is my in depth analysis of "November Rain" and how it is all about Axl's forbidden love for Slash. Or, as the thread would be titled of the dearly departed Metal Sludge "November Rain, as explained by me".


After much consideration, I have come to the conclusion that it isn't completely unlikely that Axl Rose is a closet case. Possibly only gay for Slash, but still he has some kind of underlying gayness there. I say this only because my mind has been influenced by pictures I've seen (drawn and real) and those damn fanfics I've read.

The worst thing about this whole scenario is that the consideration was completely brought on by the lyrics of "November Rain". I bet you are thinking "But Spencer, Axl wrote that song about Stephanie Seymour", it's possible, but I doubt it.

The first line, as anyone who listens to Guns N Roses or watched MTV when it still played music videos is "When I look into your eyes, I can see a love restrained". So right here the Stephanie theory is blown to pieces. Why would she restrain her love if they were married? She wouldn't. It speaks of a secret lover, someone who looks at him with loving eyes, and holds themself back for some reason, perhaps that the lover thinks Axl would be mad if he knew.

The next line is, "But darling when I hold you, don't you know I feel the same?". Axl is restraining his love as well, but is trying to let the person who loves him know that he feels the same way, regardless of what he says. This of course is verified by the pictures of them embracing, my favorite being the one where Axl is actually between Slash and his guitar. They've held each other, and it always seems to me that there is something more there.

Then comes "Nothing lasts forever, and we both know hearts can change" Axl is scared, because he has always been labeled as a homophobic prick, and feels he will lose his badass edge if he reveals their love. He thinks it might be a passing thing, and wouldn't want to be labeled a fag if he only could love this one guy.

Then we have "And it's hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain". He feels that maybe if he did tell the world, or went out about their relationship the love would die because of the sudden hail of hatred they'd receive.

"Been through this such a long long time, just trying to kill the pain" He's felt that way for years, and has gone through this uncertainty forever. He tries to push it away with women and drugs, yet he can't. He has to come clean about his love for Slash.

"Love is always coming, love is always going, no one is really sure who'd let it go today, walking away", People change their minds all the time. If I go through and do this, then what if you turn your back and walk out. I'm still unsure of how much you REALLY love me.

"Now I've took the time to lay it on the line, I could rest my head just knowing that you were mine" I've told you now, and even though I was uncertain, if you love me and want me too, then I'll finally be content and be able to live without pain.

"So if you wanna love me, darling don't refrain" Don't stop yourself, I'd be absolutely delighted.

"Or I'll just end up walking in the cold November rain" Or I'll break down and cry and be completely shattered because now my best friend thinks I'm a complete fag and I'll be alone cause shit will just be awkward as fuck between us.

"Do you need some time, on your own" and the whole bridge. Just the basic question of, "Would you like a little time to think about this?", just saying, don't make rash decisions. Make sure this is what you want. Also perhaps a "Take some time away from me, then see if you still love me". Maybe work tension has got them lusting after each other.

"I know it's hard to keep an open heart. When even friends seem out to harm you" I know you distrust me, cause I've been a right dick to you for the past couple years. I never meant to hurt you, I was just scared and wanted to piss you off to the point where you didn't have that look of love in your eyes. But now I can't keep it in and I have to tell you.

"But if you can heal a broken heart, wouldn't time be out to charm you?" You've healed thos wounds I've inflicted over the years, couldn't I, in time, make you completely trust me and how much I love you?

The solo is something of Slash thinking, considering, making his final decision. He says yes.

"Sometimes I need some time, on my own" Give me a minute to consider this. Let me go away for a while to make sure before we both dive head first into something that could ruin us and the band.

Another Slash solo, him watching Axl, praying, hoping that he says yes.

"And when your fear subsides, and shadows still remain" Axl is WAY unsure about this, and he's telling Slash that when his homophobia relaxes itself, and only shadows of it still hang around "I know that you can love me, when theres no one left to blame" I know you'll still love me, even if it takes to the end of time.

"So never mind the darkness, we still can find a way" Axl changed his mind, he can't go through with this just yet. Slash is upset, reasonably so, and again he is hurt. Axl is just telling him that even though we can't be "out" about this, we can still be in love.

"Nothing lasts forever, even cold November rain" My fear can't last forever, I'll be sure of this eventually and then we'll be together fully.

Then we get that whole angsty Slash solo and the "Don't you need somebody" part of the song. Perhaps these are Slash's internal voices letting out their rage about how Axl dares to say that he should wait for him after he has already waited for him all this time. He could find someone else easily.But of course, the rage subsides and fades into the cold November rain.

Holy shit, I can't believe I wrote that whole thing out. I'm really obsessed aren't I? Think Axl will find it and sue? Only time will tell.

Jun. 30th, 2006

Emo Axl

Axl bites 2

So apparently that security guard finally gave an interview on how the actual incident went down. The guy comes off like a complete puss.

The guy has been a bouncer in night clubs for five years. Four days in this particular hotel. He gets shoved by a REALLY drunk Axl and loses his balance, Axl jumps him, they fight briefly and then wrestle on the floor. Ok, pretty normal drunk fight right? Then he gets bitten. Here is a foto of the bite. WTF?! Is that what they call a fucking bite? I've bitten lovingly and left marks deeper than that. Fuck, I've left bruises leaving love bites on people.

What kinda pussies live in fucking Sweden?

Jun. 27th, 2006

Emo Axl

Oh jesus Axl!

Axl Rose bit a security guard in Sweden which led to his arrest. I couldn't stop laughing when I read about the tetanus risk. It could have only been funnier if the article actually mentioned rabies.

As funny as it is, I have to tell you that this is the most metal thing he's done in a while. Getting drunk and biting a security guard is really high up on the scale of badassity. My friend Kat actually called me around 2:30 to tell me about it. Of course I already knew and was too far away from my phone to pick it up, but she left a message. Even she, who doesn't like GNR that much, said "That's actually pretty cool". You can't deny that this is on par with the Rolling Stones type shit.

I love this man, and I hope to someday be as absolutely badass as he is.

Watch out Keef', Axl's coming up for your spot.

Jun. 26th, 2006

Emo Axl


I love this show, but it made me realize exactly how much I hate Ted Nugent. Fucking hypocritical asshole. Someone needs to put a bolt straight into the center of his fucking forehead. That would make me smile wider than anything. I'd be perfectly willing.

What kind of self-righteous asshole tells people not to drink alcohol but has a glass of wine with his dinner? Or talks about how awful porn is because it demeans women but calls a girl a "Kitchen cunt". I'm unsure of why he didn't get a hearty slap across the face or a knife in his balls for that one.

His music is pretty fucking awful as well.

In other news, I'm jonesing for poker. I wanna play some hold 'em.

Kids like me a lot for some reason. So do parents, which is weird, pierced freaks are supposed to repulse parents, but the parents at the pool have told me and my mother how glad they are that someone as spirited as me is on the team. REALLY doesn't make sense at all.

Sunday is the last day before a two week vacation I get from the Bakery. It should be heaven. I'm still not sure how long I plan on staying after that. My hatred of the place comes and goes. I'm not sure at all of what to do.

You know its a bad day when there is nothing on the internet. Cheers.

Jun. 21st, 2006

Emo Axl

Velvet Revolver

This band is fucking awful. Proof that even with a great bassist and a legendary guitarist your band can still suck balls. I blame Scott Whineland.

I'm listening to Contraband, I'm not sure what to say. I didn't even realize that they had music on the radio, and now that I know they do, I realize that those 2 songs are ones that I sigh when they come on DC101. They leave me praying for the end. "Fall to Pieces" is fucking awful and sounds like reject 90's grunge trash.

Slash, Duff, listen to me real quick, Axl is a dick but he is a better songwriter than Bitch Whineland. Reform GNR, PLEASE! Stop this mess of shitty music, my ears can't take it much longer.

P.s: Junkies need to be beaten.

Jun. 9th, 2006

Emo Axl

I have proof

I finally have proof fangirls are crazy. May I present to you, Metal Lust A site dedicated to fan-fiction involving metal stars.

And yes, they have an Axl Rose section. It is all slash(yaoi) with either Slash or Sebitchin Bach. I can't imagine what Axl, Slash and Sebitchin would say. But I will say honestly, I'm kinda turned on, I like "Intimate War" . . . a lot.

I saw a drawing of them kissing earlier, and I will admit the paring is kinda hot, and not completely unlikely.

Jesus, I need help.

Edit: added in for your displeasure is a site dedicated only to GNR Fanfic. Saga of the keys features various weird parings between Guns N Roses and Skid Row (weirdest by far being Rachel and Steve Adler(sickening)). Funny, and the first few love scenes (Axl and Slash, Duff and Sebastian) aren't that god awful, if you can get past the lotion(blerg)and buttsecks(double blerg).

Jun. 4th, 2006

Emo Axl

Graduation. Holy shit.

So, tomorrow is graduation. Holy shit, I'm done with highschool. Finally. Its really unreal to a point. Last night was prom, which was excellent. I went with Sebi and had an awesome time. Lots of people were there, and lots of people told me my dress was gorgeous. I'll try to get some of the pictures that Kat took up here soon.

Sebi and I ate at Morton's steakhouse, which is ludicrously expensive. Good food, but not a place I would eat again, simply because of the price. About 100 dollars overall for an entree and an appetizer each. According to my mom, thats the sort of thing that restaurants in Bethesda do. So whatever, it was my mother's money.

We went to after prom, and I played copious amounts of poker. I also got a caricature done and a bunch of little door prizes(including a 50 dollar gift card to The Container Store). It was fun, and there was tons of little stuff to do and little finger food that was very tasty. Sebi said that my prom was a lot more fun then his was.

Kat and I are going after graduation to get my labret pierced and then dye my hair "Hot Tamale Red", which should be fun. I've wanted to dye my hair for a while, and hopefully this will look good.

Van Halen might be getting back together with Diamond Dave, and thats a good thing.

Peace and shit.

May. 16th, 2006

Emo Axl

Happy Berfday to me

Yesterday was my birthday. Because of this I bought some cigars at CVS. My good friend Kat accompanied me on this trip because she had nothing else to do. We perused the store before we actually bought anything, just because we could.

The original plan was to buy a big box of condoms and cigars, just to see what the clerk would say. However, when we went to the condom rack we looked around a little bit more. There was an odd product between the lube and home pregnancy tests called "Power V". Power V is an herbal supplement that is much like viagra. It is comprised of a bunch of energy herbs(ginkobolba, ginseng, ect.), Caffeine, and Testosterone. It was $13.00 but Kat and I decided to buy it anyway with the intent to stick it in peoples drinks or give it to people under the claim that it was drugs. However we didn't have to go through with this devious plan.

You see, Kat an I decided to visit Tristan(guitarist for Do It Doug) and see if he was doing anything and wanted to hang out. When we arrived he came out and broke a Kat's cigarettes. We decided to force him to buy her a new pack, but first we tried to convince him to take a dose of the Power V. He figured we were mis-representing it, so we told him exactly what it was and he told us "Hell No!". So we went to 7-11. In the parking lot we were able to make a deal with him. If he took the pills, he wouldn't have to buy Kat a new pack of Newports. Well, since he was so concerned about Kat's Health, he took the pills(it was a very interesting night). We decided to make it a scientific study, here are the notes that I took.

0 minutes - The test started at 4:30 PM on May 15th 2006. The subject took the pills and we entered the 7-11 to find something to eat.

10 minutes - The subject reports no real effects. He claims his fingertips are a little cold, but this could be due to being in the refrigerated section of the convince store.

20 minutes - Subject still reports being cold, but claims there is still no sign of arousal. Subject has to pee.

30 minutes - Subject feels jumpy and tingely, and claims there is "definitely something going on down there". Subject's hands are shaking involuntarily. At this point we are smoking tobaccos out of a hookah. Subject reports trailing vision and slight light headedness.

33 minutes - Subject is definitely feeling arousal.

40 minutes - Subject claims half arousal. The tingle from earlier has grown stronger.

41 minutes - Subject's phone has vibrated in his pants. He describes this as "awesome".

44 minutes - Kat, our second scientist, makes note of subject's "fidgetyness" being more than usual. She also has began making sexual gestures, which has increased the subject's discomfort.

47 minutes - Subject is now making faces of extreme discomfort. He keeps trying to think about things unsexy. His paranoia has increased, and so has his heart rate.

50 minutes - Subject claims that he feels the same as before, yet a mere touch makes him more aroused.

53 minutes - We begin hotness checks(at the end of the report).

60 minutes - Subject claims to feel "shaky". He tells us that his mind keeps wandering to the female anatomy and he keeps trying to get Kat to take her clothes off. Subject is also sitting cross-armed staring out into space.

61 minutes - Subject notes Kat's "Very tight jeans" and says she's "really hot".

67 minutes - Kat licks her lips suggestively and the subject groans in discomfort. He is obviously easily aroused.

70 minutes - Subject is obviously fully aroused. Kat begins dancing and he painfully begs for her to stop.

77 minutes - Subject is very unhappy.

80 minutes - Subject admits that he is horny. His erection is at this point causing him pain.

83 minutes - Subject denies full arousal and claims he only has a "chubby".

90 minutes - Subject is still horny. He seems to have a handle on himself until Kat provides stimulus (simple dancing, or licking her lips).

We have determined that Power V has no effect without stimulus, but with stimulus and no release it can cause extreme discomfort.

Bangable table(on a scale of 1-10, looks only) 

Person 53 minutes 67 minutes 72 minutes 90 minutes
Angelina Jolie 7 7.5 7 9
Lindsy Lohan
(subject says
she looks a lot 
like his sister)
3 3 3 4
Gwen Stefani 8 9 9 8
Courtney Love -40 0 0 0
Emo Girl 6 5 4 6
Asian Girl 9 9 8 9
Whore Girl 0 0 0 0
Steve in a dress 49 1 billion infinity + 1 googaplex

This table was taken at odd intervals. We asked when the subject appeared to be in the most discomfort(mos heightened state of arousal). The last 4 are mutual friends, all code names(except Steve).

May. 10th, 2006

Emo Axl

From Myspace

So apparently this is a letter from a girlfriend who cheated on her boyfriend. She tries to apologize, but he responds calling her a whore. I'm glad to see some people still have spines.

------------------The beginning------------------


It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all or anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person.

It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you.

It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can Say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it. I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time.

Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that.

I am so sorry.




Dear Elizabeth,

Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about".

You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.

To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't F**k him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill cum-guzzling blonde who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector.

I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened.

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

PS. I forwarded about 100 people on this email.

Talk to you never,


Apr. 29th, 2006

Emo Axl

I'm alive

Just so you know.

A guy I really can't stand won the poetry slam last night, but I did find a copy of Brain droppings for a buck, as well as Weird Al Yankovic in 3d on vinyl, which is pretty bad-ass.

I might be auditioning for Damn Yankees, and I would be absolutely stoaked if I got Lola. I think I'd be good in the role.

I really have nothing to write about at all. Oh well, chill suckas.

P.s: Chinese Democracy is coming bitches, pre-fucking-pare!

Apr. 14th, 2006

Emo Axl

GNR to play Hammerstein

2 GNR dates planned for the 15th and 17th of May at the Hammerstein Ballroom in NYC. Tickets go on sale on the 21st. I wish I could go, worst of all the 15th is my 18th birthday. Maybe I can sucker someone into getting some tickets. That would be major.

Oh, and they are touring Europe in the summer. Which will be awesome.

A reunion is imminent. I think Axl has swallowed his pride and decided that petty shit isn't something to fuck the fans over for. I can't wait. Even if it's only Slash, Duff, Rose and Sorum it's close enough. Adler needs to clean up and quit being Little Stevie Crackpipe before he'll be good enough to tour again, and I've been told Izzy doesn't like touring very much in the first place. So 3/5 originals and Sorum from UYI is gonna be sweet.

How does all this make ya'll feel?

Apr. 12th, 2006

Emo Axl

Spring Break

So, my spring break has been alright so far. I'm working the rest of the week which suck, but whatever.

I went to a pool hall monday with Emily, which was banging. Except, when we got on the bus this creepy dude in a New York jersy started hitting on us. We lied and told him we were 16 and 15 to throw him off, but he kept going. Fucking creepy bastard.

Then, in the hall, some creepy arabian dudes told us they were going to marry us as they left. Fucking really creepy hardcore.

After the hall, we went to the mall and found my prom dress, which looks amazing. Red and white, strapless, full length. Beautiful, it really is. I need to find some plain white pumps to match, so anyone with a car and who wants to go looking for plain pumps let me know.

People in the mall kept asking me if I was carrying a gun in the cue case. Great stuff. We also met this ultra wigga rapper calling himself "Dig Dug". Em bought his CD and we gave it a quick listen. Boy has no flow, he's pretty cute though. Super ultra white boy. Think Malibu's most wanted.

Overall a great night.

Oh, and it's looking more and more like GNR will get back together. At least Slash might come back. If we're lucky Duff and Matt will spin in too. Does anyone know what happened to Izzy? I haven't heard a peep about him on metal sludge.

Apr. 8th, 2006

Emo Axl

(no subject)

I love him dearly, but this is too fucking funny.

Originally started with this thread over in wtf_inc

Edit: First person to post this in this thread over on the metal sludge forums wins teh internets.
Emo Axl

(no subject)

GNR performing Alice Cooper's "Only Women Bleed" Live. Badass, hard fucking core. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcSImIJ8j5A&search=Only%20Woman%20bleed I think it's only a partial video, so if someone can find the whole performance, I'd love it.

On the subject of GNR, I am going to gain a pewter and enamel belt of their original logo. It's so sexy it makes me wanna cry. Now I just need a black or red leather belt to put it on.

Apr. 6th, 2006

Emo Axl

Satan in the paper

Remember that article I did those three interviews for a couple months back? IT WAS PUBLISHED! The article was awesome, I love it. Mad props to Jeff, he is an excellent writer. The picture with the article was one of the few good ones that has been taken of me. I'm gonna look into scanning it maybe, I'd love to have it up somewhere.

I'm so stoked, I wanna give autographs.

Apr. 5th, 2006

Emo Axl

Blast from the past

Remember the PMRC and the filthy fifteen?

Well here is a little tid bit from that time period I came upon while surfing the world famous Metal Sludge Gossip Board. Frank Zappa on Crossfire It's 21 minutes long, but a great episode. Just one more reason to love Frank Zappa, he pwned the fuck out of John Lofton. Funny stuff.

Oh, and Dizzy Reed "denies" that Duff and Slash might get back with Axl. Makes some retarded comments about MetalSludge and shit. Keep in mind that he never said for sure that Slash is still in VR, he just said that The sludge in general is BS.

I still think it'll happen, I still think Chinese Democracy will drop, I still think hell can freeze over. I'll believe it when I hear it from the stallion's mouth.

Who wants to bet that 06/06/06 is when the GNR reunion is announced? Just like those fucks to be all "BIRTH OF ANTI-CHRIST!"

Whatever. Night.

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