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From time to time I like to see the boss/ And with him keep things on level
It's really nice in one of such high class/ To be so decent with the very devil
Created on 2003-04-02 13:53:41 (#982239), last updated 2008-04-02
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Basic Info| Name: | A Quart of Penis |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1988-05-15 |
| Location: | Maryland, United States |
| Website: | Mephistopheles' Xanga |
Contact:
mephistopheles2.0@gmail.com BioComplete Equality is mediocrity.
Wicca is just a phase to scare parents.
Killing is Killing, wheather done for duty, profit or fun.
Plucking is fun!
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
ipsum, versiculos nihil necesse est;
qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici,
et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.
Vos, quod milia multa basiorum
legistis, male me marem putatis?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
Roughly translated:
I'll fuck you up the ass, and you can blow me,
you cocksucker Aurelius and you faggot Furius,
for suggesting that my little verses
are effeminate and not pure enough.
A good poet should be virtuous,
but his verses don't need to be.
Who cares if verses that have spice and wit
are soft and not very pure?
They can also get you going.
I'm not talking to boys here, but to two hairy men
who can't even move their creaky old loins.
Are you two putting me down
just because you've read about my thousands of kisses?
Fuck you both. You can blow me.
I couldn't have said it better myself. Thank you Catullus.
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claim_a_cockPerfume by Patrick Suskind
and
Faust By Goethe, Charles e. Passage translation in
book_claimsI also have:
"Rose and a baby ruth" Marilyn Manson
"Go to Hell"- Alice cooper
"Some fantastic"-Barenaked Ladies in
claimasong
Matricide
is Love.
So unpopular, yet so arrogant.
I think I'm Axl Rose
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