Some people post song lyrics, I'm posting my favorite poem.
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi, qui me ex versiculis meis putastis, quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum. Nam castum esse decet pium poetam ipsum, versiculos nihil necesse est; qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem, si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici, et quod pruriat incitare possunt, non dico pueris, sed his pilosis qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos. Vos, quod milia multa basiorum legistis, male me marem putatis? Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
I'll fuck you up the ass, and you can blow me, you cocksucker Aurelius and you faggot Furius, for suggesting that my little verses are effeminate and not pure enough. A good poet should be virtuous, but his verses don't need to be. Who cares if verses that have spice and wit are soft and not very pure? They can also get you going. I'm not talking to boys here, but to two hairy men who can't even move their creaky old loins. Are you two putting me down just because you've read about my thousands of kisses? Fuck you both. You can blow me.
I couldn't have said it better myself. Thank you Catullus.
I have claimed Twiggy Rameriez's and Rob Zombie's cocks in claim_a_cock
Perfume by Patrick Suskind and Faust By Goethe, Charles e. Passage translation in book_claims
I also have: "Rose and a baby ruth" Marilyn Manson